![]() 05/24/2015 at 12:52 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Macanamera, Tire Mark Detective
Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
Exhibit C:
Exhibit D:
Exhibit LOL:
![]() 05/24/2015 at 12:56 |
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*carbon fibre leads to heavy breathing*
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Maybe the trees gave birth to a car?
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Did you mean “Exhibit Oh shit”
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That’s some fantastic pegleg action right there
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yarrrr matey
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If it pleases the court
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The hood? It's just black. And really dirty.
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born doing a sick burnout brah
![]() 05/24/2015 at 13:16 |
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So THAT’S how a certain
Jalopnik
editor crashed a Camaro...
![]() 05/24/2015 at 13:21 |
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Nahhh, guy just hit 88mph
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it looks carbon fibre to me.
![]() 05/24/2015 at 13:38 |
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It’s the reflection from the defrost grate.
![]() 05/24/2015 at 13:41 |
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No Positraction there.
![]() 05/24/2015 at 13:42 |
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oh... I guess I was wrong...
![]() 05/24/2015 at 14:17 |
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These are not necessarily connected cases. Exhibit D and LOL are clearly in a different location. It would be unreasonable to assume the pegleg burnout continued through the left turn (as noted by the signage in Exhibit:C) into the absurdly poor braking attempt on a right bend as shown in Exhibit D and LOL. While it
could
be assumed that the perpetrator of the pegleg burnout would be traveling at a high rate of speed necessitating the use of such a long panic stop, without further evidence (such as tire tread analysis, identifying car parts at the impact site, etc...) this conjecture is based merely circumstantial evidence.
![]() 05/24/2015 at 14:18 |
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100 percent guarantee they are the same
![]() 05/24/2015 at 14:20 |
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Are you the idiot (or a direct witness) referenced in the title?
/seriousbusiness
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Nope.
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Go and measure the thickness of the tire marks at all locations are we’re not satisfied. harumph
![]() 05/25/2015 at 16:10 |
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I got here as soon as I could
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